Okay, children. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. [A Chinese player takes aim at Cartman, who turns and runs away squealing. Trey Parker's original script for 'Conjoined Fetus Lady' refers to him as looking like "any other kid, except he has black hair." [Kevin throws again, and it hits Jordan], We're losing men fast out here! [arriving with a letter] Children! Children, that's not cool! Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes. As this year's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week draws to a close, I would like to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Don't you have dodgeball in France? [she turns to face him, and a withered fetus comes into view. [the mike is still on] Nonsense. No big whoop! Thank you, Mayor. I made fun of them because they are. It hits Clyde], Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! Kyle is hooked up to an IV unit. Why did you guys forfeit? Now, we're almost to China! What have I done? Ms. Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School Dodgeball Team is going to the national finals... ...where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless by the Washington team. We did it, children, we did it! [the crowd cheers wildly] Where they will undoubtably be beaten senseless by the Washington team. [The band starts playing festive music. Ihit hurhurts! I'm not gonna hurt you. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. Good thing they have those uh big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interect. You ah wanna hear my impersonation of American? On the side is a banner that reads], Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friends. The ball gets him anyway, and he tumbles away], Oooh, another American is down! It is up to. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. [Cartman hides his hands] Children, that's not cool! I uhhh, wa-I… I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. I want you all to try and focus on your game. Oh, I'm sorry, children. Given the opportunity, parents can find moral education and artistic value in surprising places--even in a video called "Conjoined Fetus Lady." I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-heart! [Stan and Kyle fall silent] Just imagine: a big yellow Dodgeball Champions banner hanging in the cafeteria! Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. Nurse Gollum just watches], [The Temple. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. [Sheila and the priest look betrayed] I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead, you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! You know, Eric, I just realized something. Everyone! Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. [Pip sets up] God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants [angered, Pip zipz the ball at him], you'd be able to thr-ow! Oh, glorious day! The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! This page is a gallery for images from Season Two's "Conjoined Fetus Lady". The boy is left on the floor. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! [Victoria and Mackey are surprised], Uh. [exhales] Please forgive us. Nonsense! [gives his end to Kyle and takes the jelly roll. The Chinese team watches as Pip picks up speed, and the players gasp. The crowd cheers up and down as Nurse Gollum walks down the street, alone. Come on, forget this stupid game. "Dodgeball Song" • Okay, children, now, we're almost to China. Ohh, children, it'll be glorious! Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. The little fetus, did it talk? Many people are seated at table waiting for the evening's events to unfold], And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. If we win this one, we're world champions. I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. And actually, I'm not from France-. Oh, I don't know. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. Kyle! ... For one episode, Butters was called Swanson. I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. It can also be seen on top of the World Champion dodgeball trophy in “Conjoined Fetus Lady". Our lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. [the kids just look at him]. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! Watch Episode. [sets up with a deep voice] I'll use my credit card. Conjoined Fetus Lady Cartman makes reference to Moby-Dick , mentioning Captain Ahab and the pursuit of a whale. [the clowns do a little jig, and the parents laugh. Warning This article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. [Coach Thomas looks like he's had a rug pulled out from under him while victory music plays]. She's pretty] Phew. " Conjoined Fetus Lady/Script " " The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script " The official script for " Conjoined Fetus Lady " was released by South Park Studios. [ominously] Dude! You-you don't understand, children. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. [a group of parents looks on] Ihit hurhurts! [A temple scene comes up. The Cougar fans cheer], Dammit, Come on! Wing Lu Kim is Chinese and since she was rescued from the Chinese Mafia by the boys she now lives freely in South Park with her fake Chinese husband Tuong Lu Kim. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as Siamese twins. It hurts. I'm not gonna hurt you. And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity! What a glorious parade that was! I want you all to try and focus on your game. [the crowd erupts in applause], [Somewhere near China. I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. [they have a good laugh], Heyheyhey. Let's go, Cows! You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Kyle's shadow is on the window. 06/03/1998. You see, it's not okay to make fun of an American because they're black, brown, or whatever, but it is okay to make fun of foreigners because they are from another country. But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. I've got it! Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. If we win this one, we're world champions! I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! We did it, children, we did it! [Kevin walks off] It would only be a bigger letdown the nest year if we didn't win! Thank you, Mayor. The right wall drops down three feet, taking the front end of the bus with it and raising the back of the bus off the ground five feet. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. [musicians play], Everyone! [click. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". [he and Kyle jump out of the way as the ball sails towards the unnamed teammate. Yeah. Hey! Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. [his partner resets the mike, a muscular man bangs away on a kodo drum, and musicians next to him start playing. Promise we won't make it too painful. The clowns place him on the other side of the stretcher, then pick up the stretcher and walk away. The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. [the South Park team is limping off the court, with Kyle taking his IV unit along]. Let's say around 8:00? [the crowd cheers] Now, let's hear it one more time for our World Champion South Park Cows! The player goes down], South Park wins! Oh, I don't know. All American look alike! Nothing is pissing me off! [Chef is pissed] You're from South Park, yeah? It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. When our family sits down to dinner and 10-year-old Erica starts riffing on a South Park episode, we share the kind of connection that cultural conservatives claim is all too scarce in American family Life. Yeah. But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! We're going to Washington, D.C.! That nurse is actually pretty cool. Ah-I said, 'I've always wanted to visit Prague. Damn, Pip. Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. I'm not upset about her. The bus is going down a slope]. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! I can't believe they let us play this in school. Sit down, boys. Imagine it! Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. [Kenny pulls out a bone], Sweet! But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease: conjoined twin myslexia. Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! [the town cheers] Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum not feel like an outcast with our first official Conjoined Twin Myslexia Hat! [the kids are stunned at this sudden reversal of desire] Come on, forget this stupid game! You can eat after the game! Yeah. [South Park City Hall. Only four of them came back alive. [nine men are shown, and they cheer back], [up on the podium next to the Mayor] You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. [rushing to the opposing team] Hey. The foursome look at her, then laugh while Pip observes. We're gonna play dodgeball! It's called 'conjoined twin myslexia!'. We have a lot of practicing to do! Damn, man. [Kevin takes the ball and chucks it at Stan's team. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? Gerald winces.]. Blood pours out quickly. [a picture of two adults attached by the side of the head is shown], But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. Dude, that isa not cool! Hey, hey! [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. Did it talk? South Park. He looks up, and a door epens. And if you don't, you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap! Howieee! I'm- a pretty happy person. Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a-. She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. Nonsense! If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! We're world champions! Hello, there. Full Ep. Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Pip slows down, and finally stops], And the winner is South Park Cows! This is your week. [grumbling] Yeah, whatever, you old, dried-up, fat ho. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. I see you've noticed my disorder. ก๊อกเดี่ยวอ่างล้างหน้า; ก๊อกผสมอ่างล้างหน้า Games. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? Oh. We've got our futures to think about. Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Pip Bebe Clyde Mr. Mackey Sheila and Gerald Broflovski Sharon and Randy Marsh Chef Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat [encouraging] Now, who's gonna win the State Finals? So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? Sure! Damn, Pip. Promise we won't make it too painful. God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. Hey, Pip. ], [A tourist sees the bus coming his way and tries to get out of the way, but the bus crashes into the Vietnam Memorial's right wall, and the engine bursts into flames. A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. MackeySheila and Gerald BroflovskiSharon and Randy MarshChefMr. I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. I just wanta start a movement. Do you wanna be on my team again? Young man, Why do you have your eyes closed? I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. Chef. We're world champions! This should be over veerry shortly. Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? She sits in the middle and opens the book. Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Hey! Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? [turns and walks away] And besides, I hate French people! Welll, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. [they laugh], [A Chinese player serves and hits Kenny with such force that the ball picks him up and splatters him against the wall, then bounces up and away. What do you call white American person wit Ph.D. in a physics anda math? [Pip. I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. Pip gets livid rather quickly], Aaaaaaaaah! That hurts good. You're gonna get us into trouble again. The crowd jumps up and cheers], [lying on his side and out of breath] You… bastards, Oooh, my. You'll be in the news all over the world. Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? [they hop on the sofa. [starts spinning. South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. I must educate the entire town about this awful disease! Gerald! I jsut wanta start a movement. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone right now! The Cougars are serving. Uh-Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? Uh. [quite embarrassed, seated with Sharon] Oh, no! And now, let's kick off our week long festivities with the first annual Grand Conjoined Parade! You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Can you ever forgive me? Just whooped Denver's ass Do you have any non-dairy creamer? I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Now let the [thumps the table, and his partner's mike falls] champions of dodgeball be deshide! Ooooh, this is so exciting! We're gonna play dodgeball! [to Chef] Can we go home now? South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Well, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" is the second season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. [Kyle is hit, twice, before he goes down] God-dahamn! Our South Park Cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. Add a photo to this gallery Story Elements Nurse Gollum • "Dodgeball Song" • "Conjoined Twin Song" China • Ms. Herman Media Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode Release South Park: The Complete Second Season Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? Feeling like an outcast? She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. That is enough! You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. Great job, children! [Somewhere near Washngton, D.C. So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? Hey, hey hey! Freaks with big hearts! Back in the bus. Then he looks forward, then at Kenny. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Let's say around 8? The parents applaud]. I made fun of them because they are from China. You can't give me an office referral, and-! I caught it! [Clyde and Swanson are already out, along with one other] Somebody catch the ball! Holy crap. The picture of conjoined twins is not of conjoined twins, but members of the musical group The Monkees . [After school, at Kyle's house. Our lives were fine before! List of all South Park episodes "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Twoand the 18th overall episode of South Park. [he starts up the player. Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! No it isn't, it hurts! But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. Sorry about whuppin' your ass there, Coach. Ah-I'm terribly sorry, Nurse Gollum. ก๊อกน้ำ. Being ridiculed every day? Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. StanKyleCartmanKennyPipBebeClydeMr. That looks good. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sheila is left with a dial tone]. [resists, then opens them] Oh. He's in a nice tuxedo]. Now your team's on offense! Uh-how about a hat, then? You know, that has a nice ring. Come on [takes him by the hand]. Mm-hmm. Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! It is located here! Ah. ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. 21:58. Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. [Randy chases him down] No! My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! The 17th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on May 20, 1998. We've got our futures to think about. I'm a pretty happy person. And actually, I'm not from France--. You're gonna get us into trouble again. [Denver Elementary. She's outraged. What seems to be pissing you off today? Garrison, Mr. HatNurse GollumPrincipal VictoriaOfficer BarbradyUncle JimboBob ThomasThe Denver CougarsKevin, the Chinese-American StudentChinese commentatorsThe Chinese Dodgeball Team, Ooo, baby, come on. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Stan: Yeah. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Hey, hey, what do you call white American person with PhD in a physics and-a math? Uh-hu-hu-hu-howieee! ', [quickly] I got a jelly roll! If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! [Pip gets pissed and winds up], Gaaah! Excuse me a moment, gentlemen. She looks around and waves] What a glorious parade that was! Chef, Mr. I got a jelly roll! There are people on rooftops all over the square cheering as well] Let's hear it for these brave souls! We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. Both front doors fall off], [At Grant Elementary's Gym. They played China for the world championship. Yeah. No, no no. Only four of them came back alive. I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly or-I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! [people are listening] And take those stupid things off your heads! [A mountain road. [she looks at Nurse Gollum, then glares at him] I mean, gravy. That's right! Did you all see? Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". Stan? Okay, Kam, rooks rike a-mericans are getting ready to play. Great job, children! Congratulations, you're national champions. Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! She's meeting with Mr. Mackey and Sheila]. GYMNASIUM - DAY The kids are all gathered around Chef. Great news! The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! [the class separates into teams]. I'm the school nurse. He's going to the nurse's office. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. Fosse throws, and Bebe is beaned. I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. [hands him a note to read], Thank you, American dumbass! I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Hey, Pip. A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. [they laugh], Yeah, Yeah! [wiping away a tear] She's really touched. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. Who the hell cares what it's called? When Kyle says the fetus looked dead: "Eewwww!" Team 1 walks to one side]. Then you can go on and play the Chinese. I said, "I've always wanted to visit Prague.". Ehsooo, I-ee hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. I'm the school nurse. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. After suffering a dodgeball injury, Kyle is sent to the school nurse, a seemingly normal woman who just happens to have a conjoined fetus sticking out of her face. Oooh, another American is down! This is the big time, alright. Kyle! [walking over to player 70] Hey, if you wanna make him throw the ball, say this. She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. [with Clyde and Stan looking on] What? [releases the ball, and it hits player 6 on the nose. I don't believe I know how to play dodgeball. [coming over] Okay, children. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage Great catch, Kyle! No big whoop. And these is a only a one South Park prayer left. [Cartman farts and tries to fan it away] Oh, I'm sorry, children. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. [she leaves, and Kyle's eyes follow her. Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. [reads it] You French piece of crap, throw ball. Damn it, stop. Nurse Gollum and Gerald look at each other. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. [laughs], Praaayyy Brar! [Chef looks at him], Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese? Look, Pip, the rules are simple. [smacks him off his chair] Keep your damn mouth shut! Hey, I really, really want that. [The bus has reached the temple. [Stan is frightened] Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. Oooh, children. She's painting her house orange, and annoyed that Garrison is filming it. Hey, you know. My parents are Chinese. Look, I don't want to be treated different. And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. When the bus goes out of control: "Sheesh!" Kenny cracks up], [The dining room. That is enough! Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. [uncertain] Uuh. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Great catch, Kyle! [hops off and leaves]. I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. You can eat after the game. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. China • Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Gonna need some cream for your ass Right, bubbe? [chuckles]. Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. All right, boys, just five more of the little bastards to go! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! He places the jelly roll in the makshift sling, pulls back, and fires away. Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? [now dressed normally, but still bandaged] What the hell is eveyone wearing on their heads? I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you-. [slaps Chef on the back again and leaves. And now, le-, Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? It hits Mrs. Crabtree on the back of her head], AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? How mant times do I have to explain this to you?! I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! Miss Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School dodgeball team is going to the national finals! I let it all go to my head. I have to get it out! Now your team's on offense! The guy falls and the ball returns to the opposing team], [giggling] Concentrate on your ge-hame! The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. We're winnin' there, You're my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. Oh, glorious day! Ehso-uuuh where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. [crestfallen] Oh! 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